Life is a journey!

Hi, everyone.  Hope you're all well.  Sorry, the holidays and other things popped up so have not blogged in a few months.

Let's see - what news to report.  Well, I continue to try to get pregnant with my fiance, Bill. Not easy at 46 years old ... but I press on, so to speak.  George P. Saunders and myself are trying to set up a film company with my friend Anya and her husband, so we can produce my true-life journey, The Last Harem, which many of you have already read.

Please, please -- my friend Anya is from the Ukraine and her family is still there. Say a prayer for her and for her family and for the millions of others who continue to suffer from bad times in that beleaguered nation.

Ta, ta for now!

Pretty in Pink

Hey, folks and folksies - hope you're all doing well out there.  I'm still working on trying to have a baby (not easy at a certain age ... although the trying is still fun)!  My girlfriend is helping me market my book, The Last Harem.  My best sales so far remain the United Kingdom, but looking to expand beyond that.  A book seems to have an odd life of its own. 

I'm trying to generate some interest with this book as some producer has recommended it could be an interesting film.  I'll speak to my partner about that. I'd welcome any of your opinions after you read it.

In the meantime, I continue to fixate on reproduction, kitties and what new pink outfit I can buy to hopefully dazzle, if not disgust the world, with ostentatious color.

Hey, also check out the chick flick, The Heat, with Sandra Bullock and that chick from Bridesmaids (the funny, chubby one).  Very, very funny stuff.

Okay, it's facial time, then the gym.  Bye for now!

OMG - It's Raining When?

Hi, everyone.

Haven't blogged for a long time - I'm trying to get pregnant.  My guy, Bill, and I really want to start a family and as I am no longer 24, it's a little tougher.  We're doing all sorts of alternative things; not sexually (more than usual, that is) but more technologically.  We are hoping for the best.

I'm here in California and I can't tell one day from another when it's going to rain.  It frustrates me because usually it's obvious; maybe it's global warming or the pissed-off Mayan gods because the apocalypse didn't come but it's kooky weather out here lately.

So my book is doing okay on Amazon - and thank you so much everybody out there for buying it or checking it out on the free promo days.  I know a lot of you also read Jillian Lauren's book 'Some Girls' awhile back as she also went to Brunei, though a few years earlier than me.  It was quite a time, let me tell you.

Anyway, I want to take this opportunity to again thank my ex-fiance and partner on my book which we wrote together, The Last Harem, and to congratulate George P. Saunders on the success of his two outrageously funny books, The Art of Whoring and The Man Book, both in the top 20 spots of Amazon's top best-seller's list for Self Help, and Motivational.  That soooo cracks me up.  George romped around with 400 plus hookers and wrote about the adventures.  And the Man Book is just evil! LOL.  Read them both on Amazon/Kindle.  I've put the links below.  Okay, bye for now.  Happy New Year!!

The Art of Whoring: 

http://www.amazon.com/The-Art-Whoring-Prostitution-ebook/dp/B006R7FTR4/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1360643422&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Art+of+whoring

The Man Book:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Man-Book-ebook/dp/B0095KOBBK/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1360643456&sr=1-1&keywords=the+man+book

My Book The Last Harem

Hi, everyone. Tomorrow, June 8, my true-life experience as a harem girl is embodied in my first book written with George P. Saunders - THE LAST HAREM. I pretty much don't pull any punches in what happened in the harem. You'll just have to read and find out; but a lotta sex, and bitchiness, to be sure. Hey, it's a harem, right? Anyway, more tweets later, as to why I believe men don't really want to fuck skanky women, and my views on non-invasive neurosurgery. That neurosurgery thing gets me every time. It's like string theory and the unified theory framework, oh, hell ... just read about the book where I screw everyone in sight and end up a millionaire. Thanks to all!!